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4th of july, America, bucket list, history, politics, postaweek2012, quotes
Fourth of July is THE holiday. The weather is perfect and watermelon and sweet corn abound at every farmer’s market. No pressure finding over-priced gifts no one really wants or fear of insulting someone by naively expressing an incorrect sentiment such as “Merry Christmas”.
Did someone say FIREWORKS !
This is a politically correct, national, unique American holiday. A much needed annual shot of National Pride as we tend to find ourselves in the quagmire of politics all too often – even more so being an election year. The rest of the world, whether they love us or hate us, cannot ignore us. We mean well…..we love our blue jeans, fast food and democracy. Being the epitome of “Revolutionary”, we are a people always more than eager to lend a hand (or the entire Marine Corps) whenever and wherever we hear another Rebel Yell.
Somehow it is in our collective consciousness – the enormous risk it took to build this country and to maintain her today. It could be said we’re stubborn, but when you consider our heritage, it’s no wonder why. And where else will you find yourself protected by unparalleled military force of soldiers despite whatever views you hold?*** As Ben Franklin quipped in regards the Declaration “We must all hang together or assuredly we will hang separately.”
Like most of my fellow Philadelphians, we cherish our radical roots. Experiencing the home of Betsy Ross and Elfreth’s Alley (the nations oldest residential street) is something I will never forget – the history is palpable.
*Highly recommend this gets added to everyone’s Bucket List:

Elfreth’s Alley
An entire blog could be dedicated to the characters that formed our nation. For simplicity sake, I will share a couple of my favorites, starting with a few of the obvious:
Betsy Ross: Born in Philly on January 1st, 1752, She was the 8th of 17 children….so thankful those days are long gone. Legend has it she could make a five-pointed star with one snip of the scissors; a feat that impressed George Washington enough to get her the job of making our flag. Score one for Domestic Divas everywhere ! Oh, she was married three times; first two husbands killed in the Revolutionary War….which leads me to believe she was somewhat of a hottie of her day.
Ben Franklin: One of our most quote-able Americans. His father wished him to be a preacher, but soon realized it would take more years of study than Ben would probably handle, so he found Ben a position as a printer’s apprentice. “Poor Richard” of Poor Richard’s Almanac was his alter-ego. In interest to bloggers; Ben is credited with the first cartoon ! (A snake bearing the colony’s initials with the caption “Join or Die”.) Many may know he was instrumental in founding the first library, hospital, and volunteer fire department….but we also have him to thank for the first insurance company (no one’s perfect).
He self-taught through three languages, violin, guitar, as well as other interests and in 1751 opened what is known today as the University of Pennsylvania.
As for his kite/electricity fame: he was shocked senseless twice, almost fatally. And he is the inventor of much of the terminology of the new science such as battery, brush, charged, condense, conductor, plus and minus, positive and negative. Besides his well known inventions, he also came up with bifocals, the odometer, a mechanical arm used to reach high shelves, and the library step stool.
Paul Revere: Infamous for his ride warning “the British are coming”, though he did not earn his living riding horseback as a British Location Device. He was an accomplished master goldsmith and he also worked as a dentist. Perhaps the founding father of “The Grill” ? Not everyone knows he participated in the Boston Tea Party as well. The original Tea Party. Boston. The one that would have carried the penalty of death to any participant. Not the “let’s have a tea party” where a bunch of politicians joined together and …… what DO they do?
I’m sure not what Mr. Revere had in mind, but perhaps some occupations are better not combined.
John Hancock: Famous for his signature, but not everyone knows why. You’re in luck, I do! In 1774, he was elected president of Massachusetts Provincial Congress, an autonomous government. John was also the Massachusetts delegate to the Second Continental Congress, the governing body of the United States during the American Revolution. This all made him a target for British authorities, and was able to avoid arrest thanks to Revere’s ride. In May 1775, John Hancock was elected president of the Continental Congress, which was meeting in Philadelphia. During the eight years of war, Hancock used his wealth to help fund the army and revolutionary cause. Blah blah blah, MJ, get to the point…..

The colonial version of “Nahner nahner nah nah!”
On July 4, 1776, Congress adopted the Declaration of Independence, Hancock is credited as the first signer of the Declaration of Independence. His prominent, stylish signature became famous. It is said Hancock boldly signed his name so the English king would not need glasses to read it. Audacious !
And acouple you may not be so aware of:
Mary Hayes McCauley aka “Molly Pitcher”: When her husband left to serve in the war, she was not about to sit home – she went with. She found her calling one day as soldiers fought and temperatures rose. She began carrying pitchers of water out to soldiers and nursing the wounded left on the field until they could be helped. She was given the nick-name Molly Pitcher. But she didn’t stop there; when her husband was injured, she picked up his gun and fought in his place. Love her !
James Armistead: A double spy – This guy was crazy brave ! Born into slavery, but was granted his request to join the army. By posing as a runaway slave hired by the British to spy on the Americans, he infiltrated General Cornwallis’ camp. While spying on General Benedict Arnold, he became trusted by both armies enough to move back and forth which allowed him to report detailed information preventing the British from sending troops to Virginia.
I leave you with one last quote:
Wise beyond his years…
…. perhaps the foreshadowing of the concept of “Freshly Pressed”?
***You are more than welcome to disagree. Clark and my father are veterans, my uncles all served in Vietnam, and my grandfathers both fought in WWII to protect that right. But that also protects my rights, and if you poison my blog with moronic comments I will mock you.
Happy 4th Everyone !
4th of July is a tough one here – booze, explosives and a desert climate yield unfortunate results every year. First year we moved in to our house some neighbors almost burned it down. I’m actually going to be posting about that in a couple days.
I love the spirit of the holiday, though.
I cant wait to read it – Booze, explosives, heat exhaustion…..perfect material for a Byronic post !!!!!
( I have a pretty good fireworks/”cautionary tale” story as well, but it’ll have to wait- as I wrote, this sorta morphed.)
Love history like this. Short, sweet, filled with reasons why we should remember and love our history! Well done ma’am.
Aw thanks ! It was either this or my Top 10 “Why Fireworks Rock” but I could only come up with 8….;)
Hate when that happens.
like Ben’s quote – that is what we are trying to do on our blogs, aren’t we
Happy 4th – and happy 1st to all Canadians
I think Ben would’ve been a Blog Guru – I can just imagine !
Didnt mean to leave out Canadians, I will admit I know absolutely nothing of their history ! (America is confusing enough…)
I understand – but as a Canadian I could not resist well wishing my countrymen and women a Happy Canada Day – and to all my American friends – Happy 4th – you really know how to do it up
Hey Evil Stepmom….I KNEW you could blog about evil, but I DIDN’T know you were also a history “buff”. Wow…ill-humored AND an interest in history. Wanna get married? (lol). GREAT post…Happy 4th and I LOVE your blog. My best back to you!
PKC
Expains why I love your spin daily history eh? Here’s the real test – I make people pull over if we pass an old cemetary……so far the oldest grave marker I’ve found was dated 1684 (which may be my Halloween post) Evil and warped….
I’ve never been to Philly but that looks like a lot of fun, I’ll have to make sure to check out Elfreth’s Alley if I do go. Also your quote, ”We must all hang together or assuredly we will hang separately.” I just emailed to two co-workers because it so applies to our office politics right now and its spot on. We all need to start working together not a part for common goals!
Ben is quite quote-able, ahead of his time. Hope you get there, its a fun city to hang out too – LOTS to do !
Uh, I can’t help but notice that you forgot to pay homage to the Colonel. AKA Colonel Sanders. He has helped shape America, one bucket of mashed potatoes and gravy at a time…
Keep me away from the extra crispy drumsticks !
seriously, Im starting to wonder if you are a long lost child ….& i have severe amnesia……& there may be some kind of time warp/black hole thing involved….
This seems to be the type of question that only watching Donnie Darko will solve. Never mind, we’ll just be left with more questions than answers. AGAIN. Curse that movie! Have a very happy Fourth!
Bunnies think theyre so cute ! Have you seen this ?
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Happy fourth !!!!
Awesome. My dad’s a U.S. history teacher and got a kick out of this because 1. it’s hilar and 2. you all got your facts right. I’m being forced to reblog this! 🙂
I am honored, glad your dad liked it (& that the tour guides I’ve seen over the years have their info straight !) & i appreciate the reblog !
Reblogged this on SydneyJoTo and commented:
It being 10:30 the eve before the 4th, I decided to look elsewhere for my holiday-themed post instead of going through all the trouble of writing one myself. Folks I believe I’ve found it. Reblogged from Nonstepmom here’s a Patriotic Muse… with a little history!