It is time for us to all start seriously thinking about election day…to embrace our patriotic duty by diligently watching the debates, researching, and casting our votes for the best candidate to lead this great country.
That being said, I almost feel guilty voting for Mr. Obama – he inherited quite a mess when he took office and I’m sure he is beyond exhausted by now. Besides, I’m betting his resume doesn’t read like Barbie’s. Has Barak held employment as an airline pilot? Or a veterinarian, nurse, teacher, artist, life guard, dentist, astronaut, paratrooper, Officer for all branches of our military, spanish teacher, and paleontologist to just name a few.
Speaking of …. vote for Mitt? The man who’s wisdom includes:
“I’m Mitt Romney—and yes Wolf, that’s also my first name.” —Mitt Romney, getting his own name wrong (his first name is “Willard,” and his middle name is “Mitt”)
“I’m not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there.” —Mitt Romney (January 2012)
“I should tell my story. I’m also unemployed.” —Mitt Romney, speaking in 2011 to unemployed people in Florida. Romney’s net worth is over $200 million
“I love this state. The trees are the right height.” —Mitt Romney, campaigning in Michigan (February 2012)
“PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.” —Mitt Romney in 2007, responding to criticism from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals following revelations that he had once put the family dog in a carrier and strapped it to the roof of his car during a 12-hour road trip.
“I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.” –Mitt Romney (January 2012)
What ? I mean… what?
Theres good news – we have a third choice !
Armed with a new pink power suit by designer Chris Benz, Barbie is embarking on her 5th bid for the presidency….
Her affiliation? The B Party.
I’m wondering what hue of pink will take over the Oval Office….