My darling step-daughters bounced off the bus and officially into “Summer Vacation” yesterday at 1:27 pm eastern time. Translation: I can already see this is going to severely cut into my blogging/reading time. I mean to insult none of the fabulous blogs I follow, please do not take my impending doom lack of participation as anything other than “I am up to my eyeballs in ‘I can’t find my swimsit/ She’s looking at me/ We’re out of popsicles!”
Livin’ the life.
But for now, it’s time for the second installment of my favorite blog past-time: Let’s Check Search Engine Terms !
I have been searched out with the following:
“Juggling balls size chart” (…hmmm, gives me an idea….)
This is just BEGGING for its own post….
“Bad stepmom”
“Stepmom Tart” (Hey, that’s just rude!)
“Nikki Manaj’s t shirt”
“Photos of all things evil”
“Kept blindfolded” (I swear I have noooo idea…..)
“Walmart evil” (My job here is done!)
“Bugs Bunny test bomb” and “Anvil humor”
And my favorite for this go around:
“Weeping children” (Ah, really, you give me too much credit !)
Memoirs of an Evil Stepmom 
Hilarious as always! Love how you start my day with a laugh…
Enjoy this summer with your step daughters- you will never get this time back! THe blogging world can wait! 🙂
I’m sure I’ll get some good material out of it anyway!
I feel your pain. I haven’t blogged in *gasp* nearly 5 weeks!!! I hate it like heck yet I’m running balls to the wall right now. Kids were tracked out 3 weeks and now they’re back in school and I’m running a massive program in the evenings for 100 kids! Geesh. I want ME back.
I know, I miss your posts – You are a busy chick !!!!! Just glad to hear from you, hang in there !
The weeping children is priceless! I never actually get search terms, aside from friends who are clearly searching for love and lunchmeat. Hopefully, after I’ve been blogging longer, strange things will start popping up. 😀
I’m sure you’ll start to see crazy ones soon enough…..what is funny is that some of them I understand how they would lead to me, but cant figure ’em all out – I really have no idea how the “weeping children” ties to me!
Every time I think I will not be surprised by something on the search terms list, something great shows up.
and what a great source of amusement !!!!!
“Nikki Manaj’s T-shirt”?? OMG, you really ARE living the life!
Love these post editions! I, too, have been sucked into summer’s abyss, so I apologize for not stopping by recently. Hope all is well!
(Yeh, I could NOT fill nikki’s t-shirt in the real world)
You are allowed to have a life – one of us should !!!!!
Too Funny!
Weeping children is best for an evil step-monster. 🙂
Should we call the doctor and get you a perscription for valium?
Or I could send you a couple of cases of lovely Australian wine!
Cheers,
Laura
I really do try NOT to make them cry -honest ! I’m sure the Ausie wine would hold much more benefit, thanks Laura !!!!
Always happy to help a fellow step-mum! 🙂
If nothing else, we must stick together !
Yeap, side-by-side in the step-monster wars!
Funny stuff – I am glad I’m not facing the summer “I’m bored” days this year.
Ugh, their first day home….3 arguements….wish me luck !
I’m right there with you. I wasn’t one to let my kids sleep all day during the summer. My daughter used to call me “the tour guide” because I was always dragging them off on adventures. My motto was if you’re bored I can always find something for you to do. 🙂
Haha… Funny. Bless you being a step mom, better you than me.
Thank you (it helps that they are sooo cute ….)
Lol @t Nikki Minaj’s T-shirt.
Love the randomness!!!
It’s crazy what turns up in search engines…. Thanks for stopping by!
oh dear let the fun begin 🙂
You’re a “glass half-full” person arent you 😉
“weeping children”
Oh, it’s here – summer!
Love your hilarious travels through time and space
Its not fair that as an adult, summer vacation is not what it used to be !!!